i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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