Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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