you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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