So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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