I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Actions speak louder than pants.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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