Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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