he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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