It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Just pee around me
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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