He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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