I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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