I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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