Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
