i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
