i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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