i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i think i just lost a toe
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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