Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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