In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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