Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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