Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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