What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The power of my boobs compel you
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