I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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