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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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