well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
