nut hugger
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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