Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
operation have a gay friend backfired
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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