Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
