There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
