i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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