You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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