hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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