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(817): View more from Texas

Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!

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(214): View more from Texas

A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all

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(850): View more from Florida

Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.

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(510): View more from California

come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."

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(212): View more from New York

Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato

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(573): View more from Missouri

This couple is walking their pig around campus

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