we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I could make wine with my vomit
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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