Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You've changed since you got that strap on
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
