So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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