Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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