Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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