Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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