She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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