my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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