One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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