you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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