So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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