I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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