your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm bleeding and have questions
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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