how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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