3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so let's talk penis.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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