is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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