Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
