she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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