haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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